Take care of your dog

My girl thinks this dog is cute. She wants to save it from a shelter. Ooof. That is the ugliest dog ever.

I’ve never seen a dog with herpes before, but… Look, I feel bad for the little mutt. Poor guy is the Willie McGee of puppies.

My girl has such a huge heart. She loves animals. (Well, she loves all animals except rodents, and insects, and animals that smell bad… and she hates birds. But besides that, she loves animals.)

Me? Animals are what I call “uncooked food.”

No, I love dogs. Dogs give so much love and all they want from you are treats, a good belly rub and for you to pick up their poop at 2 am.

Okay, in one of the pictures, the dog KIND OF, MAYBE looks cute:

But in another picture, we are reminded that this is Satan’s dog.

How can I walk around with this ugly-ass dog?

Am I superficial because I care about a dog’s looks? Well, whatever. Looking at this dog is going to give me nightmares.

Then my girl is going to want to let this Satanic dog sleep in the bed with us. And I have to worry that it’s going to eat my flesh and swallow my soul?

No. Can’t do it. Let’s get a plant. Plants are cute

This is Elwood, a 2-year-old Chinese Crested and Chihuahua mix, was crowned as the world’s ugliest dog here Friday, a distinction that delighted the New Jersey mutt’s owners.

Elwood, dark colored and hairless — save for a mohawk-like puff of white fur on his head — is often referred to as “Yoda,” or “ET,” for his resemblance to those famous science fiction characters.

“I think he’s the cutest thing that ever lived,” said Elwood’s owner, Karen Quigley, a resident of Sewell, New Jersey.
Quigley brought Elwood out to compete for the second year at the annual ugly dog contest at the Marin-Sonoma County Fair. Elwood placed second last year.

Most of the competing canines were also Chinese Crested, a breed that features a mohawk, bug eyes and a long, wagging tongue.

Quigley said she rescued Elwood two years ago. “The breeder was going to euthanize him because she thought he was too ugly to sell,” said Quigley.

“So ha ha, now Elwood’s all over the Internet and people love him and adore him.”

Beyond the regal title of ugliest dog, Elwood also earned a $1,000 reward for his owner.